Sunday, May 2, 2010
Procrastinate Now! Don't put it off.
I hate writing!
(I like blogging. I don't get graded for it!)
I'm pretty sure grades are also devils speak. I have a dream that one day I will get A's effortlessly. School will be a tool and not work.
I also have a dream that one day I will be super duper skinny and beautiful and intelligent and funny and have a sparkling personality–a person who loves and is loved by all!! YES!
So I told you lovely ladies about Magenta being on a diet and me being able to contribute my dieting expertise. Well, she is on this protein diet thing and I had read about this French Dukan Diet thing that I wanted to try because it's French so it must be good and glamorous, right?
Well. So I tried it. The Dukan Diet is a protein diet and I'm a vegetarian. (I see you. Stop shaking your head!) That's right folks, it's been nothing but eggwhites, protein shakes, fat-free cottage cheese concoctions, greek yogurt concoctions, fat-free cheese (Trader Joe's has a fat-free feta cheese-WOOP! WOOP! Big Ups to TR!) ...and any other nearly fat-free dairy I could get my hungry little hands on!
Having Magenta around reeeeeally helped me stick with it! We didn't eat the same things but there was comfort and support. And also, it stopped me from any out of control bingetastrophies or purgesodes. (bee tee dubs, 5 weeks and a day since my last puke. toot-toot!) I could sort of see progress at first (keep in mind I'm hefferER than normal) but after a week of this I can see the diff in my body though I haven't set foot on the scale. I'm terrified that I'm still above 120 (which in all honesty is probs the case *sad face*) but my jeans are fitting pretty comfortably...
I'm hankering for something crunchy! Saltines and rice cakes are calling to me... the pears are screaming. I'm telling you the kitchen is dangerous ground! But I'm staying in control! I'm so tired of being all Fatty Cakes. The bikini's are coming! The bikini's are coming!! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Oh yeah. I have to write an essay now. Shoot. Me.
(Oh how I would love to procrastinate some more!)
...aaaaany minute now....