Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Boredom Alert

I'm a bored whale. It's that other Tuesday again and so I was up and out of the house early and am currently bumming wifi from Panera and drinking all their coffee. (And trying desperately NOT to order anything else. I'm hankering for some Black Bean Soup.) 

Does anybody remember that commercial where the people wear their breakfast? Like this lady walks up and has two big ass donuts on her ass? That's what I keep envisioning when my eyes veer to the right and there are enormous bread loaves sitting on racks.

So many different sizes and shapes coming through here. The fitness fiends. The I'm trying to be good...this place is healthy right? people who then proceed to find the most fattening sandwich on the menu. And then the fat folks. They order either the tiniest thing on the menu, or the entire left side of the menu. All or nothing.

I dont even know what I'm babbling about anymore... I'm bored and losing my mind. I'm pretty sure it's turning into lard. My go-to entertainment people are like Sleeping right now or something! 

WHERE ARE ALL MY CIRCUS MONKEYS?! 
DANCE, CIRCUS MONKEYS, DANCE!


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8 comments:

  1. Manda6.7.10

    I remember this comericals! I used to laugh at them and then get scared when my gram would bring me home a donut. I'd litterally go hide under the covers in my room (when I had a room at her house).

    And I don't know about where you are but if it's anything like where I am, it's too hot for all the circus monkey's to be out. They're at home bleeding their fridges dry.

    Good luck and stay strong! Mwah! :)

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  2. Kelly6.7.10

    haha - those were fabulous commercials.

    All or nothing is the name of the game, right? because everybody loves extremes.

    I feel your boredom, except I'm at work & I have work I should be doing - I just don't want to do it...

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  3. SinkorSwim6.7.10

    That was and is me. I am an all or nothing type of gal. Yeah, I remember that commercial because I literally think that marketing company hooked me up to a mindreading device in my sleep and zapped it from my brain!

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  4. Miss Unrau6.7.10

    Ernest Klein . . . google him

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  5. Peridot (G+P)6.7.10

    *Makes monkey noises and dances* :p

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  6. Elora Rose6.7.10

    lol...:)

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  7. Frenzy7.7.10

    i completely remember that commercial....and that's seriously how i feel every single time i eat something now. thsi post made me laugh really hard though....so true!

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  8. Ana's Girl7.7.10

    Lol. You always make me smile with your posts.

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