Tuesday, July 6, 2010
I'm a bored whale. It's that other Tuesday again and so I was up and out of the house early and am currently bumming wifi from Panera and drinking all their coffee. (And trying desperately NOT to order anything else. I'm hankering for some Black Bean Soup.)
Does anybody remember that commercial where the people wear their breakfast? Like this lady walks up and has two big ass donuts on her ass? That's what I keep envisioning when my eyes veer to the right and there are enormous bread loaves sitting on racks.
So many different sizes and shapes coming through here. The fitness fiends. The I'm trying to be good...this place is healthy right? people who then proceed to find the most fattening sandwich on the menu. And then the fat folks. They order either the tiniest thing on the menu, or the entire left side of the menu. All or nothing.
I dont even know what I'm babbling about anymore... I'm bored and losing my mind. I'm pretty sure it's turning into lard. My go-to entertainment people are like Sleeping right now or something!
WHERE ARE ALL MY CIRCUS MONKEYS?!
DANCE, CIRCUS MONKEYS, DANCE!