I wipe with Sarcasm and Words That I Make Up because I'm awesome and my words are better than Websters. (Yeah I said it. Suck it Webster!) I'm the Word Generating Mastah! Bwahahahahaaaaaaa!!! Truth isn't always pretty but who says it can't be somewhat mildly entertaining? (The premise of all reality TV. I rest my case. And I need a gavel cuz I'm The Decider and I decided I'm right.)
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Sometimes Wrong Just Feels So Right
My puking skills are improving. Patience, I'm learning, is the key. I really do wish they'd start selling Ipecac on the Internet again so I wouldn't have to work so hard to get everything up. I feel miserable after puking in either case so why not drug it up and not have to work so hard? The best part of it was that it got EVERYTHING UP. Which makes it all worth it. I know that it is very "dangerous" but I figure I'm gonna die anyway right? Why not just do what I wanna do?