Sunday, August 9, 2009
You ungrateful piece of fat, disease and disorder?!
I try to make you happy. Vegetable, fruits, oats, exercise and plenty of water isn't enough for you? I even take a multivitamin for good measure and still you act like the spoiled, ungrateful brat! I may be at the top of the BMI richter scale but damnit you are not obese!
What more do you want from me?! What will it take for you to be happy? To be healthy?! Isn't that what you want too? Healthy mind, healthy body and healthy soul? Well, your shit is severely lowering morale in these parts despite my best efforts to appease you!
I'm still trying and will continue to do so, I want, I need for our relationship to be a good one. Why are you fighting me?
I'm at my wits end and am finally ready to take matters to a higher level. You seem to be in need of professional help. I haven't decided yet if I'm going to be angrier with you if there is something wrong or if there's not but I just need to know. And just know you are in the doghouse bitch! You're stressin' me out! This not knowing, these google/webMD driven trial and errors?! I've had it trying to figure out your issue(s).
Already you plague me with Lupus but Diabetes? Really? REALLY?!
Fuck you, you're an asshole.
Spitefully stuck with you,