And it's 105 f**king degrees outside! UNacceptable. WTF Mother
Nature?! Sleeping on the job?! Didn't get the memo?! NEWFLASH!!
Seasons Change! It's fall! EXTRA! EXTRA! Read ALL about it!
AND! With all the water I've drunk today to keep from turning into
dust I've damn near peed my pants (dress) every time (and it's A LOT)
I've gone to the bathroom! Nothing, nothing, nothing, BAM!!
AND I hope I'm not all fat and tired and disgusting tomorrow!! Get an
A on the exam! Get my HW done and Right! Be charming and thin and
Amen! (or something)
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