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Sunday, September 6, 2009
Snap Out of it Flushed!
After Friday and Saturday...and today (it's only 1) I feel all failure-ish.
Gluttony got ahold uh-me!
Friday: OVERstuffed myself on Asparagus (grilled w/olive oil), Zuchini & Mushrooms (marinated in some dressing and grilled) and Green Beans. AND I had a couple Wasa Crackers.
Saturday: I had a Strawberry Martini(sooo good! Must try! Must.)-which I suppose is not The Horriblest Thing (Cheesecake Factory-fresh mashed strawberries & vodka) BUT THEN TheElectrician ordered me an Asian Pear Martini (he was being sweet cuz I was made a comment about it sounding good) but then it came and there some tropical juice (we all know how BadNewsBears juice is) and all kinds of sweetness in it. Too sweet. I only drank half because it was so so sweet (and strong! Hello Sake!!) (couldn't even taste the pear in it. Boo!).
ordered a Veggie Salad- sans: dressing/cheese/chicken (only ate 1/2)
(no wonder 1 1/2 martini's gets me tipsy!)
I know the veggies are like "healthy" because Olive Oil is "healthy" but it kills me not now how many calories. Not. Safe. Not safe at all. Also, why don't they have the calorie count for DRINKS?!
COME! ON! PEE-POLE! GET WITH THE SKINNY PROGRAM!!
Don't you know that alcohol is a calor-tastrophy?!
That it builds unhealthy yuckiness fatty fatness around your ORGANS!?
(or something, that's the rumor I'm starting.)
(Don't quote me on that.)
NEW LAW!! NEW LAW!!
And then there's today. Why can't I stop eating and thinking about food?! Why can't I get some motivation to exercise?! Why am I not studying right now?! Why do I feel like a fatso?!
Must. Break. Free. Of. Glut. Ny.
I did go for a little 20 minute walk (to the mail box). It's too effin' hot to go longer at this hour and I needed something to distract me from all the food I want to eat. It did help as far as food goes.