I wipe with Sarcasm and Words That I Make Up because I'm awesome and my words are better than Websters. (Yeah I said it. Suck it Webster!) I'm the Word Generating Mastah! Bwahahahahaaaaaaa!!! Truth isn't always pretty but who says it can't be somewhat mildly entertaining? (The premise of all reality TV. I rest my case. And I need a gavel cuz I'm The Decider and I decided I'm right.)
your comments make me smile
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i know this is so simple & childlike
and something a 3 year old says to a friend
but i like you :)
i have a funny physics joke my prof told us:
A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
i loved that prof haha
Holy crap. D: It was 55 degrees when I got up this morning...what the heck?
ReplyDeleteyour blog is lovely in its honesty, and that's brave of you
ReplyDeletep.s. i think you meant "woe is me" not "whoa is me£ a few posts back....but if you put whoa is me on prupose then ha ha, that is funny.
oops trandom £ sign it was meant to be a "
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